I Don’t Perform on Cue

I’m exhausted; it’s been one heck of a week with JB. I didn’t know what was happening when the camera and lights showed up one morning but I caught on fast. The lady with the camera was nice and wanted to play with me and my favorite toys. I like company so it was fun having her here to play. But, seriously, did JB think I was just going to stick my foot up for a stranger?

I am not in the circus! I don’t perform on request.

I’ll admit, I knew exactly what I was doing when I teased the camera, stretched out on my right side. I yawned and moved my paw a bit, and even rolled over halfway. The right foot though, stayed down until the lady with the camera gave up and put it away. Then, I couldn’t resist. I had to stick my foot up when the camera turned off. Gotcha!

JB, you cannot get ahead of me. Remember, you said so yourself on camera…This is my show. You’re just along for the ride.

Where are we headed to next? Well, my guess is JB is trying to get me noticed by bigger cameras.

That’s okay as long as the camera has a WIDE lens. I’m not dieting now that I’m kinda a big deal. I’m quite comfortable in my own fur. After all, that’s what this whole right foot up life’s about, being comfortable with you are.

Who am I? If you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m fat and orange and a cat. And, I couldn’t be happier.

The only thing that would make me purr louder is if my fans helped me share my mission.

We’re gonna take #rightfootup worldwide.

Now, in the meantime, I need my beauty rest. “Ellen” may call tomorrow.


The HC


If you need me, I’ll be right here. Fame may be fleeting but I’m ready for it.


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